The Bad Touch Chords

Capo: 3rd fret
[Intro]
(Drums)

I'd appreciate your input
 
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[Verse 1]
Am                    C
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
           G                              F
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince 
would sing about
            Am                           C
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet 
you'll feel nuts
        G                                F
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting 
two thumbs up
            Am                                  
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it 
C
rough you're out of bounds
           G                                  F
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle 
house hashbrowns
                     Am                     
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex 
                    C
just like coca-cola stock you are inclined
           G                            F
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight 

savings time
 
Do it now
 
[Chorus]
Am                    C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
        G                            F
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel 
(Do it again now)
Am                    C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
        G                            F
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel 
(Get horny now!)
 
[Bridge]
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[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
Am                         C
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
         G                            F
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows 

where we stuck it
     Am                                      C
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down 

in your south seas
               G                                    
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean 
            F
means small craft advisory
            Am                            
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, 
       C
b5 you sunk my battleship
               G                    
Please turn me on I'm mister coffee 
        F
with an automatic drip
           Am                                 
So show me yours I'll show you mine tool time 
       C
you'll Lovett just like Lyle
              G                 
And then well do it doggy style 
          F
so we can both watch x-files
 
 
[Chorus]
Am                    C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
        G                            F
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel 
(Do it again now)
Am                    C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
        G                            F
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel 
(Get horny now!)
 
[Bridge]
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| Am | C | G | F |
 
(Key + Voc only!)
 
[Chorus]
Am                    C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
        G                            F
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel 
(Do it again now)
Am                    C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
        G                            F
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel 
(Get horny now!)
 
[Chorus]
Am                    C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
        G                            F
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel 
(Do it again now)
Am                    C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
        G                            F
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel 
(Get horny now!)
 
[Outro]
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(fade)