OnlyFans girl Chords

[Intro]
G Em C D x2
 
[Verse 1]   G                                    Em
So let me tell you 'bout a story, man, it's sad but true
            C                         D
I fell in love with a girl who was sellin' her nudes
               G                                Em
'Cause all I knew about her job was that she worked online
           C                              D
Until my homie bought her feet pics for $9.99
 
[Chorus]       G                     Em
She was an OnlyFans girl, showin' titties to the world
            C                               D
And she'd blow all of the money on some diamonds and some pearls
            G                       Em
All these horny ass dudes chasin' nuts just like a squirrel
          C                              D
Keep on payin' for her pictures and it makes me wanna hurl
 
[Verse 2]    G
Okay, like damn shawty, why you tellin' lies?
               Em
You've been gettin' rich while I'm still sellin' fries
            C
She said "Baby wait, you ain't gotta leave"
            D
"This was all supposed to be a big surprise"
            G
I'm like "Hold up girl, what you mean?"
                       Em
Then she pulled out twenty racks from her jeans
                        C          
She told me that it's all for you, 
                                      C
just take pics of my boobs and I'll buy you whatever you need
                G
I'm thinkin' "Wait a minute, 


this shit ain't so bad"
      Em
I'm gettin' paid for lookin' at some ass
    C
I ain't gotta stress, I can quit my job
          D
I don't even care if everybody laughs
              G
'Cause I'm gettin' money everyday
               Em
Spend twenty racks just to ice on my chain
                C
My homies can call me a simp, 

but they're makin' me rich
           D
'Cause I know they're subscribed to her page
 
[Chorus]            G          
'Cause she's my OnlyFans girl, 
           Em
showin' titties to the world
         C                   
And we blow all of the money 
            D
on some diamonds and some pearls
            G                       Em
All these horny ass dudes chasin' nuts just like a squirrel
          C                      
Keep on payin' for her pictures, 
       D
so I might give it a whirl
 
[Verse 3]
          G
Hey say money that don't grow on trees, bro, trust me
Em
But it do come from my girls fat butt cheeks
            C
She been blowin' up, now we're getting to the bag
      D
Everybody in her comments yellin' "Please me, fvck me"
G
Every time we go out, people ask for a pic
Em
Guys comin' up, "Will you autograph my dick?"
C
Now it's gettin' weird, I don't know what to do
            D
'Cause my girls getting clout just for being hella thick
 
[Bridge]
     G                   Em
Then one day a letter arrived in the mail
          C                     D
With an offer so good, it made her face go pale
            G                          Em
She said "Don't try to stop me, I'm already gone"
            C                         D
'Cause she just got a contract with P*rnHub.com
 
[Chorus]       G          
She was an OnlyFans girl, 
           Em
showin' titties to the world
            C                   
And she'd blow all of the money 
            D
on some diamonds and some pearls
            G                       Em
All these horny ass dudes chasin' nuts 

just like a squirrel
          C                              D
Keep on payin' for her pictures and it makes me wanna hurl