Friggin’ In The Riggin’ Chords

[Verse 1]
G      C                G
It was on the good ship Venus
C                 G
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
C              F
The figurehead was a whore in bed
G             C
And the mast, a mammoth penis
 
 
[Verse 2]
G   C               G
The Captain of this lugger
C              G
He was a dirty bugger
C             F
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
G                 C
From one place to another
 
 
[Chorus]
C              G
friggin in the riggin,
F              C
friggin in the riggin,
C              F            
friggin in the riggin there 
    G             C
was f*** all else to do
 
 
[Verse 3]
G         C        G
Captain's name was Morgan
C                 G
By Christ, he was a gorgon
C               F
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
G              C
On his fuckin' organ
 
 
[Verse 4]
G         C               G
The first mate's name was Cooper
C                 G
By Christ, he was a trooper
C                    F
He jerked and jerked until he worked
G                 C
Himself into a stupor
 
 
[Chorus]
C              G
friggin in the riggin,
F              C
friggin in the riggin,
C              F            
friggin in the riggin there 
    G             C
was f*** all else to do
 
 
[Link,going faster change to overdrive guitar]
n.c.
(Hold On Give It Some Bo**ocks)
 
G  G   G   F
 
 
[Verse 5]
G   C               G
The second mate was Andy
C                 G
By Christ, he had a dandy
C                          F
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
G              C
For cumming in the brandy
 
 
[Verse 6]
G   C             G
The cabin boy was Flipper 
G                C
He was a fuckin' nipper
C                   F
He stuffed his arse with broken glass
G                   C
And circumcised the skipper
 
 
[Chorus]
C              G
friggin in the riggin,
F              C
friggin in the riggin,
C              F            
friggin in the riggin there 
    G             C
was f*** all else to do
 
 
[Instrumental]
C    G    C    G    F    G   C
 
[Chorus]
C              G
friggin in the riggin,
F              C
friggin in the riggin,
C              F            
friggin in the riggin there 
    G             C
was f*** all else to do
 
 
[Verse 7]
G      C               G
The Captain's wife was Mabel
C                   F
To fuck, she wasn't able
C                   G
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
G                   C
Across the bar room table
 
 
[Verse 8]
G           C          G
The Captain had a daughter
C                G
Who fell in deep sea water
C                 F
Delighted squeals revealed the eels
G                       C
Had found in her sexual quarters
 
 
[Chorus]
C              G
friggin in the riggin,
F              C
friggin in the riggin,
C              F            
friggin in the riggin there 
    G             C
was f*** all else to do
 
 
[Chorus]
C              G
friggin in the riggin,
F              C
friggin in the riggin,
C              F            
friggin in the riggin there 
    G             C
was f*** all else to do
 
 
[Chorus Outro]
C              G
friggin in the riggin,
F              C
friggin in the riggin,
C              F            
friggin in the riggin there 
    G             C
was f*** all else to do