Disproportioned Head Chords

[Intro]
C    G A C   G A   B
 
 
[Verse 1]
      C                  G       A
If my body was twice the size it was
       C
Then I might look alright but I don't because
     F     G               C
I've got a disproportioned head
                              G        A
And the people they point and laugh at me and
     C
They tell me it's huge cuz honestly -
     F     G               F
I've got a disproportioned head
 
 
[Chorus]
              Em               
Don't try and be nice and say, 
      C
"It's really not that big"
    Am                           B     
Cuz I am well aware that you are lying 
   C
- about my head
 
 
[Verse 2]
C                            G   A
It blocks out the sun like a parasol
        C
And I'm walking around like a Dodger doll cuz 
     F     G               C
I've got a disproportioned head
                                G     A
And I can't make it better with surgery
       C                             G         C
So I'm stuck with this skull and the world can see
     F     G               C
I've got a disproportioned head
 
 
[Chorus]
                 Em           C
Don't try and be nice to me because you think I'm near
Am                                B
I'm across the street and I can't hear
            Em               C
Don't offer advice to me, of hats- it's all been tried
Am                                B
They don't really make them in my size
 
 
[Guitar Solo]
C  G A C   G  C  G  A
B  Em
 
 
[Verse 3]
          C              G        A
And I can only fit in convertible cars
       C                G        C
And my Mom has a 3-foot cesarean scar
       F  G                C
Cuz of my disoproportioned head
                     G      A
And I'd go ahead and end it now
           C                           
If I could find a noose that would fit 
          F     G               C
around my huge, disproportioned head
 
 
[Outro]
     F     G               C
I've got a disproportioned head 
     F     G               C
I've got a disproportioned head