[Chorus]
Am C D
Colt 45 and two zigzags, Baby, that's all we
Am
need
Am C D
Going to the park, after dark, and smoke that
Am
tumbleweed.
Am C
As the marijuana burns we can take our turns,
D Am
Singing them dirty rap songs.
Am C
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong,
D Am
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
Am C D
So roll, roll, roll my joint, Pick out the
Am
seeds and stems
Am C
Feeling high as hell, Flyin' through Palmdale,
D Am
Skatin on Dayton rims
Am C D Am
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe De Ville
Am C D Am
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet
my Caddy will.
[Verse 1]
Well it was just sundown in small white town,
They call it Eastside Palmdale (Well.)
When the Afroman walked through the white
land, Houses went up for sale (Sale)
Well, I was standing on the corner sellin' rap
CDs, When I met a little girl named Jan (Jan)
I let her ride in my Caddy, Because I didn't
know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux
Klan
We fucked on the bed, Fucked on the floor,
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left (left), Fucked to
the right (right), She sucked my dick 'til the
shit turned white
I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba, Got my ass
lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way, Until
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
So I ran - I jumped out the back window, But
her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
Oh, he beat me to the left, He beat me to the
right, The motherfucker whooped my ass all
night
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, That's
the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine, I'mma
fuck that bitch just one more time
[Chorus]
Am C D
Colt 45 and two zigzags, Baby, that's all we
Am
need
Am C D
Going to the park, after dark, and smoke that
Am
tumbleweed.
Am C
As the marijuana burns we can take our turns,
D Am
Singing them dirty rap songs.
Am C
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong,
D Am
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
Am C D
So roll, roll, roll my joint, Pick out the
Am
seeds and stems
Am C
Feeling high as hell, Flyin' through Palmdale,
D Am
Skatin on Dayton rims
Am C D Am
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe De Ville
Am C D Am
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet
my Caddy will.
[Verse 2]
I met this lady in Hollywood, She had green
hair, but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine,
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger
than mine
I met this lady from Japan, Never made love
with an African
I fucked her once, (once), I fucked her twice
(twice), I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried
rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell
ya), I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too, So I
hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii, Stuck it in
her ass and she said [Aiee!]
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, Then her
titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
I met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of
Kentucky, she said I'll fry some chicken if
you just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis, I gave
her my secret blend of herbs and spices
[Chorus]
Am C D
Colt 45 and two zigzags, Baby, that's all we
Am
need
Am C D
Going to the park, after dark, and smoke that
Am
tumbleweed.
Am C
As the marijuana burns we can take our turns,
D Am
Singing them dirty rap songs.
Am C
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong,
D Am
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
[Verse 3]
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee, Her titties
were filled with Hennessy
That country music really drove me crazy, But
I rode that ass and said "Yes, Miss Daisy!"
Met this lady in Oklahoma, Put that pussy in a
coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait 'til I
fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina,
Fucked her until she turned into a white
albina
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on
credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in Georgia, Came in her
mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy hoe, She just ran
across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her name's Maria, I
wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I can't afford it, I
know I'm gonna cry when she get deported
[Chorus]
Am C D
Colt 45 and two zigzags, Baby, that's all we
Am
need
Am C D
Going to the park, after dark, and smoke that
Am
tumbleweed.
Am C
As the marijuana burns we can take our turns,
D Am
Singing them dirty rap songs.
Am C
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong,
D Am
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
Am C D
So roll, roll, roll my joint, Pick out the
Am
seeds and stems
Am C
Feeling high as hell, Flyin' through Palmdale,
D Am
Skatin on Dayton rims
Am C D Am
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe De Ville
Am C D Am
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet
my Caddy will.
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