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Asian Jake Paul Chords

Capo: 4th fret (G#m)

[Intro: iDubbbz]
Em
Calling all units, shots fired
Shots fired in front of the Supreme store
There's about to be a 261 in progress
Em
Send all available units
Em
Send in the back-up
Em
Send in the big guns
            G
Send in the K9 unit
Send in the... fuck
 
[Verse 1: iDubbbz]
Em                           G
I wanna be gay 'cause you're fucked and I wanna savour it
Em                                      G
But it's cool, after smashing you I'll PayPal you 2K
Em
Oh, no! You getting mad?
 G
Gonna knock the phone right out of my hand?
Em
That shit was fucking absurd
            G
You're a "rapper" who can't resolve shit with words?
Em
Talk like you eating some paste, ayy
G
Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy
Em
Say to your audience face, ayy
G
How Jacob Sartorius tastes
Em                                G
Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghostwriter
Em                                    G
Well, ditto, little bitch, but I'm not scared to show mine
 
[Verse 2: Boyinaband]
Em
Woo! You've been pretending
G
Ever since your little rice balls descended
Em
Let kids think you did it all
D
When you weren't capable of making up playground insults
Em                     G
That's bad, but then I heard you try to rap
            Em
I was more disappointed than when I found out
        G
Casey Neistat didn't have nice tats
Em
Boy, gotta flex
G
Gotta flex, flex, flex
         Em
Because when you've got no personality
   G
Replace it with a Rolex
Em
You really don't see your friends rolling their eyes?
G
Hoping to die, they're so tired
Em
Of you throwing the price of what you buy in their face
G
No, no, no, no, you think they're gonna say
 
[Verse 3: iDubbbz]
Em
"Oh my God, you're such a legend
G
You make me so wet with your reckless spending
Em
You gained my respect and you're oh so funny
G
Please, take me to your mansion and fuck me!"
Em
You're fucking delusional
G
So try your best to remember
Em
You are not a pimp
G
You're a borderline sex offender
Em
Diss boy a flavor of the month
      G
But which is it, huh?
           Em
A whiny Vietnamese wanna-be gangsta
     G
It's salt and vi-nigga
            Em
You're like Kanye without the talent
       G
Like Jackie Chan but a little faggot
      Em
Like Soulja Boy but...
 G
Actually, yeah, you're exactly like Soulja Boy
 
[Refrain: Boyinaband]
         Em
Say you don't wanna look like a little bitch
     G
But, dude, you're gonna be crucified
 Em
How can you claim that shit
                G
When you're too scared to go in on PewDiePie?
 
[Verse 4: iDubbbz]
Em
Little ho, little bitch
Suck my 5.3 inch dick
Em
Admit that you just got pounded
        G
I'd say "take the L" if you could pronounce it
Em
(Get it, because you're Asian?)
G
(That's what you wanted, right?)
Em
(Hey, let's make fun of the Asian boy with his Asian boyish eyes)
Em
Jesus Christ, you're as predictable as a house tour
Em                                     G
To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor
 
[Verse 5: Boyinaband]
Em
Whatever you've promised to follow, you've quit
G
You can't persist for shit, you narcissistic prick
Em
Your audience is fickle, here's what I predict
G
Your channel's bound to crash down to rubble (oh, no!)
Em
How the fuck can someone called Gum
G
Not realise they're in a bubble?
Em
But let me guess, I'm irrelevant, right?
G
Isn't that your excuse?
Em
When you're too stupid to explain your views
                    G
'Cause you're as basic as a one-block Rubik's Cube
Em
You're an insecure, unoriginal little bitch and that's that
Em           G
So, come to think of it
You're actually the dog filter on Snapchat
 
[Outro: iDubbbz]
Em                              G
Got cash, cash, money and the views and the clicks
Em                                     G
And yet you're always gonna be a little bitch
         Em
Now I'm finished as planned
        G
It was just three minutes so it wasn't that bad
      Em
But I got one question to ask you, bro
Did it feel good, though?

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