[Intro]
N.C.
Hey, leave a message
[Verse 1]
C
Hey, call me back
Am
When you get this
F
Or when you've got a minute
C G
We really need to talk
C
Wait, you know what
Am
Maybe just forget it
F
Cause by the time you get this
C G
Your number might be blocked
[Pre-Chorus]
Am C
Stay and blah blah blah
F C G
You just want what you can't have
Am C
No wait, I'll call the cops
F C G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad
[Chorus]
F G C
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
Am E
Happy birthday by the way
F G C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit
Am
You know that's bullshit
E F
Don't you, babe
Fm C
I'm not your party favor
[Verse 2]
C Am
Look, now I know we could've done it better
F
But we can't change the weather
C G
And the weather's come and gone
C Am
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
F
You'll single out the wrong words
C G
Like you mishear all my songs
[Pre-Chorus]
Am C
You hear stay and blah blah blah
F C G
You just want what you can't have
Am C
No wait, I'll call the cops
F C G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad
[Chorus]
F G C
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
Am E
Happy birthday by the way
F G C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit
Am
You know that's bullshit
E F
Don't you, babe
Fm
I'm not your party favor
