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The Muffin Song Chords

Capo: 3rd fret
Transpose to BB/A# for no capo

[Verse 1]
Em         Am
Haaaaa, I’m a muffin
D           G
And it’s muffin time
G           C
Who wants a muffin?
D              Em
Please, I just wanna die
 
 
Em         Am
Hey, somebody kill me
D           G
Please, it’s muffin time
G           C
Have you had a muffin today?
D              Em
I wanna die, die die
 
 
[Chorus]
Please I wanna
Em        Am
Die, die, die
D           G
Die, die, die
G           C
It’s muffin time
cuz, I just wanna
D         Em
die die die
 
 
Please I wanna
Em         Am
Die, die, die
D          G
Die, die, die
G           C
It’s muffin time
 
cuz, I just wanna
D        Em
Die die die
 
 
[Verse 2]
Em         Am
Die, potato, die
D           G
I baked you a pie
G           C
Oh boy, what flavour?
D          Em
Pie, pie, pie
 
 
Em         Am
Dad, I’m hungry
D           G
Hi, hungry, I’m dad
G           C
Why did you name me this way?
D          Em
Why, why, why?
 
 
[Verse 3]
Em         Am
I’m gonna do an internet
D           G
Well, I’m gonna do a book
G               C
You’re leavin’ me—I met a real man
D          Em
Hey buddy, look
 
 
Em
Over here
Am          D           G
Ha ha ha ha ha, now you’re blind
G
You’re gonna die
C
We’re all gonna die
D         Em
Ooh, a butterfly
 
 
[Chorus]
We’re all gonna
 
Em        Am
Die, die, die
D           G
Die, die, die
G           C
It’s muffin time
cuz, I just wanna
D         Em
die die die
 
 
Please I wanna
Em         Am
Die, die, die
D          G
Die, die, die
G           C
It’s muffin time
 
cuz, I just wanna
D        Em
Die die die
 
 
 
[Verse 4]
Em         Am
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
D          G
Got your nose
G             C
Look out he’s got a nose!
D             Em
Is this you? (yes) Hello! (Hi!)
 
Em         Am
Here comes the airplane
D          G
I like trains
G           C
Honey I’m pregnant…
D        Em
I can explain
 
 
[Verse 4]
Em         Am
NO, don’t jump
D          G
Okay, jump now
G                C
I have no idea how to breathe
D                     Em
Meow, meow, meow, I’m a cow
 
Em         Am
Hey, you got a license for that?
D          G
You’ll never take me alive!
G                                  C
Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive! Mmyahhhhhh
D        Em
NO, LLAMA NOOOO!
 
 
[Chorus]
We’re all gonna
 
Em        Am
Die, die, die
D           G
Die, die, die
G           C
It’s muffin time
cuz, I just wanna
D         Em
die die die
 
 
Please I wanna
Em         Am
Die, die, die
D          G
Die, die, die
G           C
It’s muffin time
 
cuz, I just wanna
D        Em
Die die die
 
 
[Bridge]
Em                         Am
Even though letting go feels right
D                      G
I can’t afford to say goodbye
G                  C
You and I are bound together
D                       Em
Especially since cartoons live forever
 
 
 
[Chorus]
We’re all gonna
 
Em        Am
Die, die, die
D           G
Die, die, die
G           C
It’s muffin time
cuz, I just wanna
D         Em
die die die
 
 
Please I wanna
Em         Am
Die, die, die
D          G
Die, die, die
G           C
It’s muffin time
 
cuz, I just wanna
D        Em
Die die die
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